That title isn't hyperbole.  Mendis is providing a unique opportunity for an individual to purchase the very first bottle of its new coconut brandy...for a million dollars.  American dollars.  The ultra-luxury brandy is the first of its kind; a clear premium brandy produced from coconut and matured for at least two years. 

"The Million Dollar Bottle Sweepstakes" was announced a few months back, but so far no one has shelled out the million.  They were also running a contest to win the second bottle (for free), but registration is closed as the winner is going to be selected tomorrow.  Whoever "wins" the million-dollar sweepstakes will receive more than just bottle #1, which will be hand-signed and numbered by the company's founder and come with a certificate of authenticity.  They will also be whisked away on a luxury trip that includes a tour of the distillery.  After the journey, security personnel will escort the bottle to its final destination.

If you really want the first bottle, you'd better hurry because I'm sending them my contact information right now- think they'll accept an I.O.U.?